Who's the folksiest candidate with the mostest family values? Who rejects the high-falutin' elite? * Nurglon has mothered 5 million offspring (and counting), and completely opposes abortion of any of its eggs. No candidate is more pro-life than Nurglon! * Nurglon is a plain-speakin' entity from the north (where it entered our dimension) and believes in strong leadership to defend its chosen territory from competing life forms. P.S.: And remember, you can be sure this candidate ain't black (Nurglon is white with purple spots) or Muslim (Nurglon worships Great Cthulhu). |
clipped from aryngve.blogspot.com
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There is now also an exclusive interview with Nurglon, here:
http://aryngve.blogspot.com/2008/09/nurglon-speaks-exclusive-interview.html
In this interview with POX News' Sean Inannity, Nurglon appears fairly relaxed, articulate, witty even... it's almost enough to make you forget that Nurglon is a hideous, utterly amoral entity from another dimension.
;-)
After Nurglon's interview on POX News, Nurglon slams Barack Obama for being "Unqualified"...
Unqualified for what? Destroying the world, of course...
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