Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Vote Nurglon in 2008

Who's the folksiest candidate with the mostest family values? Who rejects the high-falutin' elite?
* Nurglon has mothered 5 million offspring (and counting), and completely opposes abortion of any of its eggs. No candidate is more pro-life than Nurglon!
* Nurglon is a plain-speakin' entity from the north (where it entered our dimension) and believes in strong leadership to defend its chosen territory from competing life forms.
P.S.: And remember, you can be sure this candidate ain't black (Nurglon is white with purple spots) or Muslim (Nurglon worships Great Cthulhu).
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A.R.Yngve said...

There is now also an exclusive interview with Nurglon, here:

In this interview with POX News' Sean Inannity, Nurglon appears fairly relaxed, articulate, witty even... it's almost enough to make you forget that Nurglon is a hideous, utterly amoral entity from another dimension.

A.R.Yngve said...

After Nurglon's interview on POX News, Nurglon slams Barack Obama for being "Unqualified"...

Unqualified for what? Destroying the world, of course...